Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just google imaged poop.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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