Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
pop tarts are not kleenex
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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