I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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