Pappa wants mamma naked
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
