And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Randomize