Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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