Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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