I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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