There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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