I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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