Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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