Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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