So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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