So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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