If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize