just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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