What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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