it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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