Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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