Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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