on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
tell me about the eggs
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