Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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