Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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