That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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