DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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