Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?