He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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