I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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