yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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