And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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