I wanna bring you to show and tell
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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