did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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