A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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