I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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