There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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