you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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