She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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