Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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