so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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