Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how can u be prego again
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
