Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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