I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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