her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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