Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm always down for nudity.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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