So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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