: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
nutella sex= disaster
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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