So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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