Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
