Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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