How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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