Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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