Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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