I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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